[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Big Dick Dan was a hell of a man,
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He could jerk off and fill a garbage can.
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He was a one percenter, he was mean and cruel,
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He could fart in the gas tank and run top fuel.
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They called him Big Dick Dan, Big Dick Dan, Big Dick Dan,
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All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man.

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[Verse]
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Danny's shootin pool on a Saturday night,
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Up walked a stranger like he wanted to fight.
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He must of said something big Dan didnt like,
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He dragged him outside and beat him with his own pipe.
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They called him Big Dick Dan, Big Dick Dan, Big Dick Dan,
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All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man.

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[Verse]
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When Danny loved a woman he could touch her heart,
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And he could eat p***y like a hungry shark.
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Grab yourself by the toes, baby open up wide,
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This ain't a little sportster, it's a superglide.
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They called him Big Dick Dan, Big Dick Dan, Big Dick Dan,
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All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man.

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[Chorus/Outro]
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Well Danny met a woman they call Sally Snatch,
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The school girl tramps are sayin' Danny met his match.
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He must of died in pleasure, I know he died in sin,
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She sucked his big dick till his head caved in.
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They called him Big Dick Dan, Big Dick Dan, Big Dick Dan,
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All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man.